Dongmen Jokes! Lol.

Dongmen is a major shopping area within the Luohu district of Shenzhen, Guandong Province in China.

This district has many local brand and local customer department stores and shops. It is accessible from exits to the metro station of Liaojie Station and follow Exit A, lies just northeast of Shennan Dong Road. Dongmen usually refers to more than just "Dongmen Road", encompassing the entire series connecting to the commercial streets.

My blog is not actually about the Dongmen Shopping Area itself, it refers to a joke created by Lyndon Gregorio of Beerkada comic strip. A certain character of Beerkada had visited the Dongmen Shopping Area and bought some goodies for her boyfie. When two of the bumbling characters heard the term "Dongmen", they made some innuendos about Dongmen. To be able to understand my logic, Dongmen refers to Dong - Penis and Men - Guys, of course!

Here are the examples of the so-called "Dongmen Jokes". Enjoy! Lol.

1) Is Dongmen popular with ladies and some gents? Lol.

2) Are there plenty of SkyScrapers in Dongmen? Lol.

3) Do the ladies look around or keep their eyes straight in Dongmen? Lol.

4) Can the ladies hang out in Dongmen? Lol.

5) Do they rise up early in Dongmen? Lol.

6) Did the Boxer Rebellion occurred in Dongmen? Lol.

7) Did the Yellow River starts in Dongmen? Lol.

8) Is Bangkok a sister city of Dongmen? Lol.

9) Is Cock Fighting popular in Dongmen? Lol.

10) Does the Bratwurst invented in Dongmen? Lol.

11) Do the ladies love to eat and swallow something long and big in Dongmen? Lol.

12) Can we establish a band camp in Dongmen and do we allow the chicks to stuff something to their piece of heaven? Lol.

13) Did Moby Dick came from Dongmen? Lol.

14) Did the guys always have a hard on in Dongmen? Lol.

15) Are we allowed to do the Ritual Circumcision in Dongmen? Lol.

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